Getting my two cents in…
Hi. I’m Patrick. My close friends and family call me “Pat-Rat”, but I’m starting to catch on that being called that is not a good thing… hm.
So.. what is up with this Sammy stuff? How embarrassing!!! Do all of you really believe what he has to say?
Sometimes I don’t even want to be seen with him… he is that ridiculous!
Well.. despite whatever Sammy said in the last post, I would like to declare that I, in fact, I have been a very good boy.
I am teaching my aunties a very important life lesson on how hard it is to have kids… in hopes that I can keep down the amount of grandchildren. That way I can always be the spoiled grandchild!! (muwahah! Don’t tell them!)
On the grandparent note.. I have been taking good care of my Opa Feucht, because I hear he is not feeling too well. 🙁 So I make sure I behave around him to help him get better. I love you, Opa!
I guess Sammy also is trying to help him feel better too…
but Sammy doesn’t matter.
Anyways, Auntie Rachie and Auntie Dee-Dee found out my secret… I am obsessive compulsive!
Every night after my aunties tuck me in, I secretly turn on the lights, and line my blocks up in my bed in a unique and orderly fashion.
Since my blocks are on the bed, I sleep on the floor. Yes, I was caught on camera:
Why do I do it? I’ll never tell.
I really don’t mind sleeping on the floor anyways. As long as I have my Duck-Dog I’m happy:
Well… since the weather has been cooler lately, I can’t play in my pool. It makes me grumpy, and when I’m grumpy, I get spankies. Spankies aren’t any fun.
Speaking of spankies, I’m probably am going to get one if they catch me playing on mommy’s computer.
But just remember, I am just as innocent as the little suck-up Sammy:
(Look at his shirt! It says “brown-noser” all over it!)
(If you’re having trouble reading it, it says “With this smile I can get away with anything!”)
Well I hope this little misunderstanding is sorted out. It ‘s time for me to go to “sleep” aka block-arranging. Unfortunately, Auntie Rachie cleaned up my room so I have to go find out where she put all my blocks. GRR.